Wednesday, January 2, 2008

A Letter

My Own Victoria Magazine,

Oh, why did you have to jump out of my car at the hotel in San Antonio? Did you not see the big, yucky puddle in the parking lot? Did you think camping under the stars would be fun? I bet you didn't see any stars because of the rain clouds.

Did the big, burly owner of the ugly F-150 step on you? I'm sure he did. He obviously has no feeling for beautiful things or great literature or inanimate objects.

Did you miss me after I left you all alone in the cold? Did you try to call out my name? I'm sorry I didn't hear you. It's hard to hear the pleadings of something with no mouth.

But my most important, most earnest question is this: Where can I find a blankety- blank replacement for you?!? Argh.

Please reply forthwith.

Yours,
Katrina

12 comments:

Rochelleht said...

Are you serious? You haven't found another!!? They sell them at the neighborhood market. Have they not stocked the new one, yet? I can't imagine that they'll sold out. I'll keep my eyes open.

Jenni said...

Okay, that was a great giggle. Hope you find one. I will give you a call if I happen across it. :)

Holly said...

I love Victoria. I feel your pain. Nasty truck.

Chanda said...

Ha ha! Not funny, but still funny. Try Michaels or Hobby Lobby.

takemetohawaii said...

Oh no. ;) That really is a bummer. Hope you find a new one! I might let you borrow mine if you ask nicely...

HiTech Honey said...

Sniff sniff! Mourning your loss...

BTW- I've got 2 blogs- one for scrapping and one for the family. The family isn't public so here's the url:

http://lizzyworks.blogspot.com

aurora said...

Very cute! Don't you hate it when you lose your favorite things?

I hope you have your hand on one by now! :)

Julie said...

So sad, did you get a chance to read it first?

I love your best and worst. I've been meaning to do one of my own, maybe I'll go take care of that now.

katri said...

it is so good. I'll keep my eyes open for it.

Katrina said...

Yea, I found it! Thanks for all y'alls' support! :)

Laurie said...

What a relief! Even I was bummed out for you. ;)

Cathy said...

Katrina, That was hysterical. I hope you have found yourself another one. If not, contact me and I will be happy to pick up one for you here in MA.

Take care,
Cath