My Own Victoria Magazine,
Oh, why did you have to jump out of my car at the hotel in San Antonio? Did you not see the big, yucky puddle in the parking lot? Did you think camping under the stars would be fun? I bet you didn't see any stars because of the rain clouds. Did the big, burly owner of the ugly F-150 step on you? I'm sure he did. He obviously has no feeling for beautiful things or great literature or inanimate objects.
Did you miss me after I left you all alone in the cold? Did you try to call out my name? I'm sorry I didn't hear you. It's hard to hear the pleadings of something with no mouth.
But my most important, most earnest question is this: Where can I find a blankety- blank replacement for you?!? Argh.
Please reply forthwith.
Yours,
Katrina
12 comments:
Are you serious? You haven't found another!!? They sell them at the neighborhood market. Have they not stocked the new one, yet? I can't imagine that they'll sold out. I'll keep my eyes open.
Okay, that was a great giggle. Hope you find one. I will give you a call if I happen across it. :)
I love Victoria. I feel your pain. Nasty truck.
Ha ha! Not funny, but still funny. Try Michaels or Hobby Lobby.
Oh no. ;) That really is a bummer. Hope you find a new one! I might let you borrow mine if you ask nicely...
Sniff sniff! Mourning your loss...
BTW- I've got 2 blogs- one for scrapping and one for the family. The family isn't public so here's the url:
http://lizzyworks.blogspot.com
Very cute! Don't you hate it when you lose your favorite things?
I hope you have your hand on one by now! :)
So sad, did you get a chance to read it first?
I love your best and worst. I've been meaning to do one of my own, maybe I'll go take care of that now.
it is so good. I'll keep my eyes open for it.
Yea, I found it! Thanks for all y'alls' support! :)
What a relief! Even I was bummed out for you. ;)
Katrina, That was hysterical. I hope you have found yourself another one. If not, contact me and I will be happy to pick up one for you here in MA.
Take care,
Cath
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