I've blogged in the past few months. I swear I have. Just none of the posts made it past the "draft" stage. I would start one, thinking it was a cute idea, and then give up for lack of funny, pictures or just plain common sense.
So, forgive me, since I have no other ideas, as I blog solely about my littlest daughter, who's been saying some pretty amusing things. Run-on, you say? Whateves!
Amusing Moment No. 1
Littlest: [While jumping on the bed.] Mom, how do you say bathroom in Spanish?
Me: I don't know, honey. I don't speak Spanish.
Littlest: That's silly, Mom. Everyone can speak Spanish. You just make it up. Like, my Spanish word for monkey is monk-o.
I'm wondering if she thinks that Spanish is made for Dora and not real. Like Klingon.
No. 2
While watching TV.
Littlest: [Pointing to the TV.]That's the Vampire State Building! We're going there this summer!
Me: The Vampire State Building? Do vampires live there?
Littlest: ...No.
Me: Why do they call it the Vampire State Building then?
Littlest: Because of the pointy tooth on top.
No. 3
While riding in the car she pouted, "Mom, why don't we have a baby, instead of just a baby doll?" Poor kid. I keep telling her that we have a baby and she's 4. She's not buying it.
No. 4
No. 4
And I quote, "I'm tired of watching Dora. She always needs my help."
Poor Dora. Speaking a made-up language and chasing fans away with her neediness. At least she doesn't have to live with the un-dead.
